My Story by Tinkie Cat
My name iz Tinkie Weed an I lib wif my mom and dad staff in Indiana.
I hab two brofurs an one sisfur. My sisfur is a black kitty panfur named Corby but mom calls her Pookie Poo cuz she like it. My one brofur is a ginger tabby like me named Buddy. He's bigger dan me. Den dares Oreo who is white wif sum black. How did I cum into dis howsehold? Well, lemme tellz yoo.
Wen I wuz a little guy only 'bowt free monfs old, I wuz libbing sumware in da downtowm area of Indianapolis. One morning
my dad wuz dribing to werk on a bizzy downtown street an he thot he saw sumfing in da middle of da rode. It wuz hard fur him to see whut it wuz cuz it looked like a small sack moving arown. Wen he gits to it, itz a little kitten...it wuz me! Dont ask me hows I gotz dare cuz I wuz little an I dont memmer. Anyway, dad step on breaks an opins his car door an grabs me up. Den, he terns car arown an dribes hoam. He takes me inna howse an gibs me to mom. Sins he alreddy running late fur werk, he jess drops me off an dribes on to werk.
Well, mom had to putz me in da baffroom wif sum food, water an litter box. She call da v*t dockter an makes appointmint fur me fur da necks day.
Well, da necks day cums an mom putz me in dis fing called a carrier. It looks like a small cage an i dint like it cuz i cryed all da way to dat dockters offise. Wen I goze to dis strange playse, dis guy called Dockter Howell cheks me ober an sez I looks fine. Den, he putz dis small stik in my butt an sez he chekkin iffins I sick. Den he leebs an cums bakk wif dis needul an stik it in me to chek my blood an anutter needul wif meddysin in it. Den yoo wanny noe whut he duz?! He takes me bakk to da surgeree an putz me to sleep. I sleep fur little wile den wen I wakes up....my butt herts. He cut my fings off !
Mom sed I wuz tutored but I dint lern nuffin! Affur dis horryfying x-sperryince, mom take me hoam to recooperates an I bin heer eber sins.
The necks fing mom gotty do iz gibs me a name. Well, dad wanny calls me Lucky cuz I wuz "lucky" my dad fine me and saved me frum da cars but mom incist I wuz like a stink weed dat grows heer. Affur a time, insted of calling me Stink Weed, it jess evolve to Tinkie Weed cuz mom jess wanny call me dat. So, my name is Tinkie Weed an still today.
I gotz on Twitter in Jooly 2012 an dint gits active til Augist. Sins den I hab joined Whiskers Liberation Front (WLF), Bad Boys on Twitter (BBOT), the Jesters Comedy Club an waitin' to becum necks cadet in Pawfleet.
Well, datz da hole story of me little life an everyfing I sez heer iz da absoloot troof. =^. , .^=
Written by Tinkie Weeds Cat @TinkieWeed