Little Sphynx Story

 

Hello everyone and effurybody and furless fellows.  It’s about a time I write here too. Meow.

My name is Coco-Mau Aqua. I live with my Meowmy, Joanna in Manhattan. In several days I will be 2 years old.

 

 

I was born in New York City to European Peterbald Sphynx parents.

 I was 1 of 4 siblings: 2 brothers and 1 sister. My breeders wanted me to be adopted at 7 weeks which is too early to leave your Mom if you are sphynx kitten.

When I saw a blond girl with big eyes walking into the room I used to live in with my family, I felt like I want to impress her and showed off my best moves, ignoring everybody around. Obviously my smooth, confident catwalk worked. The girl fell in love with me instantly.

She took me on a long trip and brought me to our home. From first moments I thought she look like a spoilt type and decided to train her a little.

 

 

For sacred bonito flakes was it a challenge?

She had her “world” designed just for her. So I did some cleaning and made sure I had my 7 cat houses and palaces spread throughout apartment  My food and water bowls were placed everywhere since I can get hungry or thirsty at any given moment. Her cosmetics were pushed to the side and my kitty line set display.

Her bed belongs to me now, and I taught her not to crowd me, it’s a queen size and I am the real Queen since I am not spayed, yet.

 

 

I even occupy toilet and use it like humans do. I use bathtub for weekly babble bath and my clothes and toys are all over the place.

I developed Meowglish language for her to understand me better. She had many blond moments and as every human she’s not as smart as pets are.  With time and my constant effort she finally gets idea what I meow in Meowglish.

I look after my Joanna because at times she is clumsy, forgetful or just starry-eyed. Once she lit a candle under wood shelf which caught fire. Since she was in another room I brought her to the candle to show her what trouble she started.

She often burns food too. So when smoke comes out the pots I am the one to alert her. And Oh My Cat, she is careless with water, so when sink or bathtub overflows I call her before neighbors do.

 

 

Don’t understand me wrong I love this slightly idealistic, sensitive and passionate girl.

She is so cute when she cries if I feel sick or when she leans over to kiss me good night and adjust cover on me at least 20 times.

I like to call Joanna in Meowglish to get her attention when she is busy because she runs to me every time. I think it means she knows how to listen to commends. She picks up things I purposely drop for some ‘gravitation adventure’. I call it human fetching. She also does fetch well distant items I’m too lazy to get.

 

I care a lot and meow strongly to play chase with me at least 15 min a day so her heart will get some exercise and she will stay healthy.

In my conclusion dear Anipals I want you to know that it is possible to train your human and arise them accordingly to your needs.

Be gentle and easy on humans after all they just people. Hide their GPS and see how they find home if they far away. Better don’t try it because you will, you will need to get a new human. Unless they annoy you…

I guard my Joanna and make sure she is in the bed with me on time. Even if she comes with all her electronic devices. She understands enough Meowglish to recognize my callings and orders. I have a strong feeling this girl needs me and I’m her only chance to live safely and happily.

Since she is my typist I see her getting all teary and sentimental as she writes what I meow. Looks like she wants cuddles and nose kisses. Have to go and comfort her a little. Meow till next time Darlings.