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Fun Simple Homemade Toy for Cats

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Instructions on making a cat toy:

1. You need some yarn and pieces of thick fabric or scraps of carpet and few wine corks.

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2. Tie the yarn a bunch of times around the thick fabric (carpet pieces) or cork until you’ve made something that looks like the above picture. Tie up the ends together.

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3. If you wish, you might leave few strings hanging from the toy and create multiple layers by attaching corks and carpeting wrapped in yarn. Have fun and improvise, braid yarn, add more corks, experiment with colors and shapes…

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4. Please, make sure you let play your cat only under your supervision. Strings, yarn and other pieces might be dangerous  to pets if swallowed, so always keep an eye on your kitties while playing.

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If you have ideas to add, feel free to add comment below…

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Enjoy!

 

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Post, idea, execution and pictures were done by Patrick Vinson, you might find him on Facebook under the same name.

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Healthy Homemade Cat Treats Worth Royals

My Meowmy was watching well known shopping network and she came across of the video on which they were preparing homemade treats for dogs. She realized she would love to have healthy, wholesome, tasty treats for me, her beloved kitty! I am extremely finicky sphynx and my favorite food in the whole wide World is…. tuuuuunaaaa!!!

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I love treats which are made with wheat grass and tuna or cheese in them. Mom, who is obsessed with my diet, noticed that most cat treats (besides frozen dry proteins such as : poultry, meats, seafood) are packed with sugars, corn, preservatives, colors, salt, by-products or just plainly bad recipes. It is the main reasons she gives me only few types of treats. Today she decided to try to make me some goodies which would include my favorite proteins: tuna and organic, grass fed beef.

You must know she is not the greatest of cooks. Once she was preparing cake from the package for her friend and by mistake read one more zero behind the volume of water she should add. So instead 100 ml she read 1000 ml ! She placed her “diluted cake” in the oven. Two hours later she was really surprised cake was still runny. Then she looked at the box again…

This story gives you idea how clever she is in the kitchen. So if she could do treats for me, so can you for your cat.

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Cranberry Infused Tuna Cat Cookies

1 can of tuna in oil,drained

2 tsp original cranberry juice

1/4 -1/3 cup of unbleached flour

1/5 – 1/3 cup chicken broth (you might use beef broth as well or just water)

2 tbsp of quality oil (EVOO or Grape Seed Oil)

1) Drain tuna and blend until smooth.

2) Place flour in bowl, add tuna and cranberry juice.

3) Mix together by spoon or (clean) hand.

4) Pour few tbsp of chicken broth until it’s easy to make shapes out of the dough (keep adding either chicken broth or flour to get desired consistency).

5) Add oil, it should make easier to roll dough and cut out shapes with cookie cutter. You might also mold little treats with hands (as Meowmy did).

6) Preheat oven to 350ºF.

7) Place shaped dough on greased baking sheets.Bake until golden brown for about 20-30 minutes (every oven is different , so the first time just test one cookie before removing them all), also bake longer if your cookies are thick.

8) Let stand on baking sheets on wire racks for 5 minutes, then remove them with a spatula to wire racks to cool completely.

Crispy Organic Lean Beef Cat Biscuits

1/2 cup of grounded organic lean beef ( or protein of your choice)

1/4 – 1/2 cup of unbleached flour

1/4 -1/2 cup of chicken broth 3 tbsp of quality oil

1) Cook beef in 1/4 cup of chicken broth until medium done.

2) After cooling blend meat, it’s juices and oil into a smooth paste.

3) In a medium bowl put flour, blended meat paste and mix all ingredients together.

4) Repeat steps from 4 to 8 from recipe above.

 

Some cats love catnip, you might ground some and add to your batter. Now it’s time to let your cat decide if she approves of your creation. You must remember to break treats to small size morsels before serving, because you cats can’t grind food.

 

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You might also crumble them on the top of the wet food to make cats’ diet more exciting. If you take your kitty out a lot (on the leash, “purrse” or in a stroller) cat treats make a purrfect, healthy snack on the go.

Those recipes and ingredients are here to inspire you to become future “gourmet pastry chef for your cats”, you might change few things around, experiment as you go and add your cat’s favorite food.

Meowmy didn’t put cheese because she really believes hard cheeses are over-processed. But in case you wanted add some good quality cheese, you are welcome to. It brings a little ” funky aroma” which we cats go for. You might sprinkle treats with grated cheese, right after you took them from the oven (it will melt on the top).

Work on ingredients, experiment with different flavors, textures. You might add wet or baby food into a batter. Homemade treats will save you few dollars and they are healthy, natural option to ones bought from the store. You can store them refrigerated in tightly closed jar up to 2 weeks.

If you prepared too many, freeze some. Making treats with your cat is fun, yet creative way of spending your time together. So enjoy designing your treats and spoiling your kitty!

 

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Meowglish Dictionary:

Meowmy- human mom of the cat

Purrse- purse or bag to carry pets in

Purrfect- perfect

Funky- stinky

Tuuuuunaaaa- tuna

Meowglish- English used by cats

Written by Coco-Mau Aqua

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Pet Monarchy Couture Independent Review

As most already know my Meowmy and I are Pet Couturiers and Designers.
One of our couture dresses were tailored to measure to be featured by Pepper Pomeranian on Global Pet Expo 2014 in Orlando, Florida.

Here is Pepper in “Gone With The Wind” Dress made by us:

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If you would like to know what Pepper -famous reviewer, and other pet lovers think of Our Designs you might visit Pepper’s Blog under this link: Pet Monarchy Couture Review

Here is Pepper wearing our dress with Connie from “Modern Dog Magazine”:

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Just for all fashion Divas: the dress was made of silk chiffon and silk lining. Even our labels are made of silk! We used 2 yards of rhinestones to bring some sparkle to the event!

You might contact us anytime and order tailored specially for your needs apparel. We always keep pets’ comfort and unique, yet sophisticated style on our minds. You could also visit our Pet Monarchy Boutique and choose from ready clothing made by us or by other best in Pet Fashion World companies we are authorized dealers of.
Keep us on your “Fashionistas” lists as we will change the way you look at Pet Fashion!

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New Leaf in Pet Monarchy

Hi Pals,
It’s been a while since I wrote… If you ask me why… Long story but it involved mad, unexpected stalker and my human being naiveté.
Since I had so much to say but was taken by sudden dramatic turns, I decided to stop to write.
NO MORE!
No one will stop me. And on the top of it , I decided to write straight from the heart and go with first version.
So my Darlings: expect short, but surprising posts from me. And as usual pet lovers everywhere, you are welcome to contact me and I gladly will publish your pet related stories.

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First of all wanted wish all of you Best Year Yet!
Second please make sure you improve quality of your pets life in 2014. Just pick one solution and implement it step by step.
It could be healthier (modern, holistic, natural) diet. Or it could be that you take your dog for longer walks. Or that you microchip and tag your cat… Possibilities are endless and you are more than welcome to write some suggestions in comments.

Also you may consider to dress your pets, to prevent from freezing or damaging effects of the Sun or simply make them look purrfectly fashionable.

And don’t forget to make time to take care of yourselves, humans. Because healthy, happy people are pets best caregivers and friends!
Meow Woof have a pawtastic 2014 and adopt, love, spoil and enjoy your pets.

 

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Holiday Tips for Pets’ Owners and Pet Fashion Trends

 

Hello Anipals,

my Meowmy, Joanna was on the radio the other day.  She was talking about pets safety during Holidays and Pet Fashion Trends in 2014… I will sell one secret according to her biggest Trend is to Adopt Pets, not Shop for Them!!  If you click on the link below you can hear whole Radio Show. Those tips are useful all year long if you live with pets.

CLICK  ON THE LINK BELOW TO LISTEN CATHERINE AND JASON FIRST HOLIDAY TALK SHOW WHERE WE WERE A SPECIAL GUESTS: 

 

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/catherineandjasonshow/2013/11/20/first-annual-holiday-show

 

CATHERINE AND JASON, THANK YOU SO KINDLY FOR INVITING US AND LET MY MEOWMY TALK SO MUCH . 

 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL PETS AND THEIR FAMILIES

MAY ALL BE SAFE AND HAPPY

 

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Cat Bath by Coco-Mau Aqua

 

Human follows me around, kisses and pets me since the morning…

Oh, human, I feel something fishy… and it’s not an aroma of fresh tuna neither bonito flakes“. I decide to nonchalantly show indifference. I meow out loudly to order the breakfast from this obviously lazy person. If she keeps up this way, I will have to cut her benefits.

Surely enough around the noon everything becomes clear: bathing time. It’s not a big deal since I love to keep my purrfect body clean and fresh.

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She grabs me gently and carries to a tub. “Hey, hey! Check first if water is not too cold! Do it!… Yeah! Now, after you checked the water, put me gently in…yes, not too bad“.

I always have to remind her what to do: “Oooh yeah , a little more under my belly. I said under belly, don’t splash soapy water all over my eyes!! So clumsy!! Aww it stings

To watch video of sphynx Coco-Mau Aqua in a bath click on this sentence

OK, that’s enough, I don’t want my paws to wrinkle up like raisins. I want out. Use soft towel! Now!!

My human needs my constant supervision, she hopefully will learn tricks soon… Not soon enough if you ask me. Why do humans think they are having higher IQ than animals?

Bath makes me tired… I will take a quick nap.

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I’m blissfully sleeping, wrapped in cozy blanket, dreaming about bird hunting and here she comes again. She puts her face in my space and grins like she  just found fresh treat. I can’t have any peace at all! And she talks gently, almost innocently… “Oh no!!” I know she is up to no good, and this is just a trap…. “ Wait, wait, what do you have in your hands, human? Why is it shining?? Is it..?!!!??

Oh noooo!!!  You have no permission to cut my nails!! Absolutely not, I say nooo!!!

Don’t ask me silly questions, of course I put fierce fight. But she doesn’t understand what my ‘no’ means. I told you already that humans aren’t so smart after all.

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She casually cuts my nails for no apparent reason. Within minutes she destroys weeks of me caring and growing my beautiful, long, well manicured nails. How does she dare to do it so carelessly? I was proud and happy that will soon be able to try to buff my purrfect claws on our comfortable sofa. Yuck, cat even can’t have her own dreams and ambitions!

How I will show up in public places now? How embarrassing I look with cut nails? Does she forget I am purrse kitty? She damages my sphynx diva image!

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The truth is: I can’t be upset with her for too long. She dances and coos, tall Monster, seduces me with favorite treats. I think she tries to apologize and cater to my needs.

Finally I give in and let her pet behind my ears… Let’s see what else can I get as an apology…

 

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Why you need to have a pet Twitter account? by Joanna

Why you need to have a pet Twitter account?

 

 

Hi everybody (effurebody), you probably ask yourself: what is she talking about?
Why this website is covered by videos of  her pet, and she obsessively supports all posts and articles concerning animals only?

Well, my dear readers, I discovered other dimension of our life.

Please, before you quit reading this, let me explain…

 

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I won’t repeat how it all started, because you can check post before,  hopefully you read my blog regularly.

But most importantly I want to share the reason why I started with Twitter Pet Lovers Account and why I think all animal oriented people should have it?

 

As you figured out by now, I fell for my sphynx big time, so I decided to join twitter to connect to pets’ enthusiasts.

I was tremendously surprised by supporting and loving relationship I discovered between pet twitter accounts.

 

I have to admit I was reluctant at first. My several (or little more) tweets felt like I am talking to myself..

 

I know, how pitiful you say… I  agree, I felt like I am tweeting to a wall.
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I was even more sad because it has happened when I discovered my sphynx went through ” fake” pregnancy.

 

For most of you it may seem trivial, but I prepared myself to receive kittens, set up nursery, and emergency kit as well as supplemental feeding. And honestly, called and annoyed every clinic in Manhattan and surrounding areas, asking them thousands of questions. I wanted make sure I choose the best for my cat and her off spring. I was Momma Tigress, roar!

 

One day, I can’t remember when exactly, I received first favorite feedback, and then retweet and finally first nice response. After that things went spiral. I convinced my family there is other life out there and the closest to call it would be Pet Twitter Heaven!
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Few months later I have over 2000 followers and counting. I am not planning to go back to three dimensional life anymore.
My existence consists of four dimensions and all thanks to pets and their love and power to transform humans. And I must say twitter was perfect (purrfect) soil for that. You will find there pet related advises, cute pictures, smart jokes, and even romance. And most surprisingly,  if you need shoulder to cry on there is no better place than Pet Twitter Universe. All tweeps are full of compassion, always willing to help, running to rescue. I guarantee you will never feel alone after you join.

 

So next time you are lonesome, I have advice for you: get a pet and start tweeting.

 

 

 Dedicated to all my followers. Thank you for all joy you bring to my life.
Written by Joanna

 

 

#PMworld Birthday Phun 2013

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# PMWorld Birthday Phun 2013

 

Celebrate Birthdays of our Anipals; Patty’s Mom, Polly, Otis, Rocky, Scricci and Coco-Mau Aqua. Join the Phun!

 

Enjoy your Memorial Weekend in style with Pet Monarchy!
#PMWorld Birthday Phun will be held in Central Park in Belvedere Castle. Belvedere means ‘beautiful view’ or ‘panoramic view’ in Italian and the castle provides impressive views across Central Park and New York City.

 

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All invitations include your VIP front of the line entry, your own Swedish Buffet Style Table and Bar plus your own personal server and music. We encourage you to use your imagination (!) throughout all event. If you would like to express birthday wishes you may post a comments on the bottom of a post.

 

 

Please Dress to Impress!
To join RSVP and use hashtag #PMWorld on Twitter.
Come and Celebrate with Us!

 

Birthday Peeps

 

Patty”s Mom @moneymaker2535

 

 

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Polly @cafrindorell

 

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Otis @lisareed13

 

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Rocky @Rocky_Da_Dawg

 

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Scricciolo @Scric82

 

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 Menu

 

Hors D’oeuvres

 

Caspian Beluga CaviarKumamoto OystersFlower and Nip Fig SaladSteak Tartare

 

 Entrees

 

Quail Roasted in a Whiskey GlazeSeared Blufin TunaGrilled Vegetable Kabobs

 

Desserts

 

Swiss Chocolate TrufflesTartuffo a la NicoiseRoasted Peaches with MarscarponeCoco-Mau Chanel Cupcakes

 

Refreshments

 

Bloody Mary with BaconNipcoladaS'morini

 

 

 

Birthday Cake was accompanied by Dom Perignon 2002

 

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All Creatures welcome!

 

Update: Thank All Twitter Pals who joined us. We really appreciated your presence.

 

Written by Coco-Mau Aqua

 

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Little Sphynx Story – How To Train Humans by Coco-Mau Aqua

Little Sphynx Story

 

Hello everyone and effurybody and furless fellows.  It’s about a time I write here too. Meow.

My name is Coco-Mau Aqua. I live with my Meowmy, Joanna in Manhattan. In several days I will be 2 years old.

 

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I was born in New York City to European Peterbald Sphynx parents.

 I was 1 of 4 siblings: 2 brothers and 1 sister. My breeders wanted me to be adopted at 7 weeks which is too early to leave your Mom if you are sphynx kitten.

When I saw a blond girl with big eyes walking into the room I used to live in with my family, I felt like I want to impress her and showed off my best moves, ignoring everybody around. Obviously my smooth, confident catwalk worked. The girl fell in love with me instantly.

She took me on a long trip and brought me to our home. From first moments I thought she look like a spoilt type and decided to train her a little.

 

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For sacred bonito flakes was it a challenge?

She had her “world” designed just for her. So I did some cleaning and made sure I had my 7 cat houses and palaces spread throughout apartment  My food and water bowls were placed everywhere since I can get hungry or thirsty at any given moment. Her cosmetics were pushed to the side and my kitty line set display.

Her bed belongs to me now, and I taught her not to crowd me, it’s a queen size and I am the real Queen since I am not spayed, yet.

 

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I even occupy toilet and use it like humans do. I use bathtub for weekly babble bath and my clothes and toys are all over the place.

I developed Meowglish language for her to understand me better. She had many blond moments and as every human she’s not as smart as pets are.  With time and my constant effort she finally gets idea what I meow in Meowglish.

I look after my Joanna because at times she is clumsy, forgetful or just starry-eyed. Once she lit a candle under wood shelf which caught fire. Since she was in another room I brought her to the candle to show her what trouble she started.

She often burns food too. So when smoke comes out the pots I am the one to alert her. And Oh My Cat, she is careless with water, so when sink or bathtub overflows I call her before neighbors do.

 

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Don’t understand me wrong I love this slightly idealistic, sensitive and passionate girl.

She is so cute when she cries if I feel sick or when she leans over to kiss me good night and adjust cover on me at least 20 times.

I like to call Joanna in Meowglish to get her attention when she is busy because she runs to me every time. I think it means she knows how to listen to commends. She picks up things I purposely drop for some ‘gravitation adventure’. I call it human fetching. She also does fetch well distant items I’m too lazy to get.

 

I care a lot and meow strongly to play chase with me at least 15 min a day so her heart will get some exercise and she will stay healthy.

In my conclusion dear Anipals I want you to know that it is possible to train your human and arise them accordingly to your needs.

Be gentle and easy on humans after all they just people. Hide their GPS and see how they find home if they far away. Better don’t try it because you will, you will need to get a new human. Unless they annoy you…

I guard my Joanna and make sure she is in the bed with me on time. Even if she comes with all her electronic devices. She understands enough Meowglish to recognize my callings and orders. I have a strong feeling this girl needs me and I’m her only chance to live safely and happily.

Since she is my typist I see her getting all teary and sentimental as she writes what I meow. Looks like she wants cuddles and nose kisses. Have to go and comfort her a little. Meow till next time Darlings.

 

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My Story by Tinkie Cat @TinkieWeed

My Story by Tinkie Cat

 

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My name iz Tinkie Weed an I lib wif my mom and dad staff in Indiana.

I hab two brofurs an one sisfur. My sisfur is a black kitty panfur named Corby but mom calls her Pookie Poo cuz she like it. My one brofur is a ginger tabby like me named Buddy. He’s bigger dan me. Den dares Oreo who is white wif sum black. How did I cum into dis howsehold? Well, lemme tellz yoo.

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Wen I wuz a little guy only ‘bowt free monfs old, I wuz libbing sumware in da downtowm area of Indianapolis. One morning
my dad wuz dribing to werk on a bizzy downtown street an he thot he saw sumfing in da middle of da rode. It wuz hard fur him to see whut it wuz cuz it looked like a small sack moving arown. Wen he gits to it, itz a little kitten…it wuz me! Dont ask me hows I gotz dare cuz I wuz little an I dont memmer. Anyway, dad step on breaks an opins his car door an grabs me up. Den, he terns car arown an dribes hoam. He takes me inna howse an gibs me to mom. Sins he alreddy running late fur werk, he jess drops me off an dribes on to werk.

Well, mom had to putz me in da baffroom wif sum food, water an litter box. She call da v*t dockter an makes appointmint fur me fur da necks day.

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Well, da necks day cums an mom putz me in dis fing called a carrier. It looks like a small cage an i dint like it cuz i cryed all da way to dat dockters offise. Wen I goze to dis strange playse, dis guy called Dockter Howell cheks me ober an sez I looks fine. Den, he putz dis small stik in my butt an sez he chekkin iffins I sick. Den he leebs an cums bakk wif dis needul an stik it in me to chek my blood an anutter needul wif meddysin in it. Den yoo wanny noe whut he duz?! He takes me bakk to da surgeree an putz me to sleep. I sleep fur little wile den wen I wakes up….my butt herts. He cut my fings off !

Mom sed I wuz tutored but I dint lern nuffin! Affur dis horryfying x-sperryince, mom take me hoam to recooperates an I bin heer eber sins.

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The necks fing mom gotty do iz gibs me a name. Well, dad wanny calls me Lucky cuz I wuz “lucky” my dad fine me and saved me frum da cars but mom incist I wuz like a stink weed dat grows heer. Affur a time, insted of calling me Stink Weed, it jess evolve to Tinkie Weed cuz mom jess wanny call me dat. So, my name is Tinkie Weed an still today.

I gotz on Twitter in Jooly 2012 an dint gits active til Augist. Sins den I hab joined Whiskers Liberation Front (WLF), Bad Boys on Twitter (BBOT), the Jesters Comedy Club an waitin’ to becum necks cadet in Pawfleet.

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Well, datz da hole story of me little life an everyfing I sez heer iz da absoloot troof. =^. , .^=

Written by Tinkie Weeds Cat @TinkieWeed

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