{"id":1296,"date":"2013-04-15T00:10:05","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T04:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/?p=1296"},"modified":"2013-10-01T00:24:17","modified_gmt":"2013-10-01T04:24:17","slug":"my-story-by-tinkie-cat-tinkie-weed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/my-story-by-tinkie-cat-tinkie-weed\/","title":{"rendered":"My Story by Tinkie Cat @TinkieWeed"},"content":{"rendered":"

My Story by Tinkie Cat<\/h1>\n

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\"TinxTuxRed\"<\/a><\/p>\n

My name iz Tinkie Weed an I lib\u00a0wif my mom and dad staff in\u00a0<\/span>Indiana.<\/span><\/p>\n

I hab two brofurs an\u00a0one sisfur. My sisfur is a black\u00a0<\/span>kitty panfur named Corby but\u00a0<\/span>mom calls her Pookie Poo cuz\u00a0<\/span>she like it. My one brofur is a\u00a0<\/span>ginger tabby like me named\u00a0<\/span>Buddy. He’s bigger dan me.\u00a0<\/span>Den dares Oreo who is white wif\u00a0<\/span>sum black. How did I cum into\u00a0<\/span>dis howsehold? Well, lemme\u00a0<\/span>tellz yoo.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"happy<\/a><\/p>\n

Wen I wuz a little guy only ‘bowt\u00a0free monfs old, I wuz libbing\u00a0<\/span>sumware in da downtowm area\u00a0<\/span>of Indianapolis. One morning<\/span>
\nmy dad wuz dribing to werk on\u00a0a bizzy downtown street an he\u00a0<\/span>thot he saw sumfing in da\u00a0<\/span>middle of da rode. It wuz hard\u00a0<\/span>fur him to see whut it wuz cuz it\u00a0<\/span>looked like a small sack moving\u00a0<\/span>arown. Wen he gits to it, itz a\u00a0<\/span>little kitten…it wuz me! Dont\u00a0<\/span>ask me hows I gotz dare cuz I\u00a0<\/span>wuz little an I dont memmer.\u00a0<\/span>Anyway, dad step on breaks an\u00a0<\/span>opins his car door an grabs me\u00a0<\/span>up. Den, he terns car arown an\u00a0<\/span>dribes hoam. He takes me inna\u00a0<\/span>howse an gibs me to mom.\u00a0<\/span>Sins he alreddy running late fur\u00a0<\/span>werk, he jess drops me off an\u00a0<\/span>dribes on to werk. <\/span><\/p>\n

Well, mom\u00a0<\/span>had to putz me in da baffroom\u00a0<\/span>wif sum food, water an litter\u00a0<\/span>box. She call da v*t dockter an\u00a0<\/span>makes appointmint fur me fur\u00a0<\/span>da necks day.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"TinxOnBikeGood1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, da necks day cums an\u00a0mom putz me in dis fing called\u00a0<\/span>a carrier. It looks like a small\u00a0<\/span>cage an i dint like it cuz i cryed\u00a0<\/span>all da way to dat dockters\u00a0<\/span>offise. Wen I goze to dis\u00a0<\/span>strange playse, dis guy called\u00a0<\/span>Dockter Howell cheks me ober\u00a0<\/span>an sez I looks fine. Den, he putz\u00a0<\/span>dis small stik in my butt an sez\u00a0<\/span>he chekkin iffins I sick. Den he\u00a0<\/span>leebs an cums bakk wif dis\u00a0<\/span>needul an stik it in me to chek\u00a0<\/span>my blood an anutter needul wif\u00a0<\/span>meddysin in it. Den yoo wanny\u00a0<\/span>noe whut he duz?! He takes me\u00a0<\/span>bakk to da surgeree an putz me\u00a0<\/span>to sleep. I sleep fur little wile\u00a0<\/span>den wen I wakes up….my butt\u00a0<\/span>herts. He cut my fings off !<\/span><\/p>\n

\nMom sed I wuz tutored but I\u00a0dint lern nuffin! Affur dis\u00a0<\/span>horryfying x-sperryince, mom\u00a0<\/span>take me hoam to recooperates\u00a0<\/span>an I bin heer eber sins.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Tinkie<\/a><\/p>\n

The necks fing mom gotty do iz\u00a0gibs me a name. Well, dad\u00a0<\/span>wanny calls me Lucky cuz I wuz\u00a0<\/span>“lucky” my dad fine me and\u00a0<\/span>saved me frum da cars but\u00a0<\/span>mom incist I wuz like a stink\u00a0<\/span>weed dat grows heer. Affur a\u00a0<\/span>time, insted of calling me Stink\u00a0<\/span>Weed, it jess evolve to Tinkie\u00a0<\/span>Weed cuz mom jess wanny call\u00a0<\/span>me dat. So, my name is Tinkie\u00a0<\/span>Weed an still today.<\/span><\/p>\n

I gotz on\u00a0<\/span>Twitter in Jooly 2012 an dint\u00a0<\/span>gits active til Augist. Sins den I\u00a0<\/span>hab joined Whiskers Liberation\u00a0<\/span>Front (WLF), Bad Boys on\u00a0<\/span>Twitter (BBOT), the Jesters\u00a0<\/span>Comedy Club an waitin’ to\u00a0<\/span>becum necks cadet in Pawfleet.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Tinkie<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, datz da hole story of me\u00a0little life an everyfing I sez heer\u00a0<\/span>iz da absoloot troof. =^. , .^=<\/span><\/p>\n

Written by Tinkie Weeds Cat @TinkieWeed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My Story by Tinkie Cat   My name iz Tinkie Weed an I lib\u00a0wif my mom and dad staff in\u00a0Indiana. I hab two brofurs an\u00a0one sisfur. My sisfur is a black\u00a0kitty panfur named Corby but\u00a0mom calls her Pookie Poo cuz\u00a0she like it. My one brofur is a\u00a0ginger tabby like me named\u00a0Buddy. He’s bigger dan me.\u00a0Den […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1302,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[58,63],"tags":[40,69,70,38,52],"class_list":["post-1296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-petsphun","tag-cat","tag-cute-story","tag-funny-cat","tag-pet","tag-pet-love","post-wrapper"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/petmonarchy.com\/pmworld\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}